Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 6, 2008

Fuck

Megaupload is deleting the same fucking files. I’m not going to waste time re-upping shit for a FOURTH time. Fuck it. Get what you can now because I’m deleting this blog one week from today. .

The result is I'm way fucking skint and won't have cash for my shrink today - and I already owe her 1000 euros. I so don't want to have this conversation with her. I'm praying to the freelance gods to give me some new jobs with upfront .

If you haven’t heard of the website Fuck You Paul yet, you’re missing out. Mel is the hottest thing to hit the internet in the latest wave of alternative models. She may only have one tattoo but she’s got an edgy sense of style and a .

First some Top Chef Talk, cut for spoilers for West Coasters HOW IN THE FUCK DID LISA FUCKING MAKE IT THROUGH AND ANTONIA GOT ELMINATED?! FUCK FUCKITY FUCKSTICKS FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! Antonia had one fatal mistake, but yet Lisa made a .

Fuck me like the whore I am.

Where\'s his long-haired cat to stroke? Like, really? You invent one browser, and you’re a fucking evil overlord? (Just kidding. I like the sort of “Amish hipster” look.) [via BoingBoing]

every damn day i want some pussy. i think about it all day. i can be working and bam, pussy on the brain. it never ceases it always there. why is pussy so good? why must i want it every minute of the day?

64 seconds - 480x360 - Red Tube.

Really, I’m pretending that the series only has the first three movies in it. The aliens thing I can maybe deal with, but Harrison Ford was totally phoning in his performance. Shia? Useless. Absolutely useless. Witty dialogue? Absent. .

Pretty strong title huh? Maybe not what you wanted or expected to see, but it is something you need to learn to say. Why? Because sometimes it’s the one saying that will keep you going. Sometimes it’s the one saying that will remind you .

Really fucking cool. I am talking McNulty times ten, I am talking a handsome version of the short fat guy with a moustache from NYPD Blue, I am talking William Shatner from whatever cop show he was on, TJ Hooker or some shit. .

This week we decided it was FUCK THE POLICE WEEK, so we’re kicking it off with our favorite videos and songs that give a big middle finger to the man. In fact just this past weekend at the Last Laugh/Estevan Oriol opening, I was looking .

from here: And wondering what her some of her most devoted supporters want her to do. As we’ve said before, if you merely synthesized the animated and angry .

Hot Brazilian Fuck.

And here I was thinking his wife was having an affair. NO, HIS BROTHER IS JUST GAY. (not that there's anything wrong with that.) :( Drama-lacking Olivia is lacking drama. -♥-. IN OTHER, TOTALLY-NOT-OUT-OF-CONTEXT NEWS: HBO has a lot .

I uh didn’t post for 3 days, It’s not that I didn’t have any ideas, I’ve just been doing shit. Like, uh, watching anime (oh shit!). Monday Hitsuzen Da was over here so naturally we sat around whining about how bored we were and how hot .

While in my meeting, I recieved the following voice mail from Spaz: Put down the scotch Step away from the scotch bottle. I repeat step away from the scotch bottle. Do NOT open the bottle until you see the cup in Linstrom's raised hands .

Sandie likes her man big and with a black cock.

Well, fuck you guys. Honestly. Was Solomon right? Is there nothing new under the sun, or has everyone just found something better to do? I peek in every couple of months if I get bored enough, but in general nothing new ever happens. .

BTW, VINCE IS A MANWHORE!!!!!!!

You could have a PhD, earned Magna Cum Laude from Harvard, but if you get naked and/or fuck for a living, people are going to assume you are stupid, and not only stupid, but interested in not much beyond the state of your pedicure. .

Again:Stupid flies live longer: study AFP - 2 hours, 48 minutes ago GENEVA (AFP) - It doesn't pay to be smart and ignorance really is bliss if you want a long life -- at least if you're a fly, according to new research by a Swiss .

Like four firewalls on windows vista (no im not joking). Computers lie and make mistakes, if your computer thinks, ignore it or install another 4 firewalls just to be on the ’safe side’. Another example of this was the couple who’s .

1. Warm clothes - Check 2. Emergency phone - Check 3. Money for food/ponchos - Check 4. Ruby Red Slippers - Check 5. Not knowing where to hide at Valley-faire if there's a tornado PRICELESS.

Pretty hot chick gets anal fuck before playing cum.

All they ask is that you go through the proper channels, swear allegiance to the flag etc, and unless you are just a fucking tosser, there is a good chance you will be heartily welcomed to become part of their melting pot. .

taco flavored kisses.

Office worker goes Insane.. check check check it out.

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Fuck the Martian bugs, one of my characters says. In forty years I want my grandkids to email me from a .mars address. It’s not like we have to hunt whales or give a Tasmanian Devil face cancer to do it. It’s just sitting there. .